AARGH!

Autistic Meltdowns

I suddenly start to yell at the people around me, getting increasingly loud.  I yell abuse, threats and swear.  I stamp my feet, bash the table and cry, sobbing loudly.  I look like a toddler having a tantrum, except that I am a full grown adult.

A tantrum is voluntary, used as a tool to manipulate and get your own way.  However I have no control at this point, there is no planned purpose or manipulation intended.  My emotions are at over load and crashing down like an avalanche.  I am having an autistic meltdown.

This describes my meltdowns at their worst, when I totally loose it.  Not all my meltdowns are at that level.  They vary in intensity and in how long they last.

What causes me to have a meltdown is not always easy to pinpoint.  It can be caused by a sudden change in plans or lack of knowing what the plans are.  If plans are made and I am expected to be part of those plans, but I am not informed in exact detail as to what those plans are in advance, it can cause me to get confused and upset.  Any kind of confusing situation can cause a meltdown if it continues being confusing for a significant length of time.  Frustrating situations such as people continuously not listening to me or things going wrong a lot can be a trigger.  Another trigger can be interrupting one of my OCD routines, when I am already somewhat stressed.  Fatigue can be a cause, when I am too tired to control myself any more.  Major disappointment has been a trigger in the past.  Sometimes a meltdown can be me having made such an effort to fit into a situation for hours that I eventually explode.  I will have kept back opinions, been polite to people who frustrate me and basically have been in a situation I find difficult for so long that in the end a meltdown is like a cathartic release.  Putting pressure on me to do something I have clearly already said no to is a big trigger and can cause me to feel like you do not respect me, no means no!

Often a meltdown may not be caused by one specific thing, but by a series of things that can build up over time.  It can take hours or days for the triggers to build up sometimes and one last thing can be the final straw.  I can sometimes work out why I had a meltdown afterwards, but often struggle to know at the time and sometimes never figure it out.  Asking me at the time why I am having a meltdown is not a good idea, often it just makes my meltdown worse, making me frustrated that I do not know why I am having it.

Sometimes I can feel myself getting increasingly annoyed and know I need to get away from the situation.  If I need to leave a room or walk away let me, it will be better for everyone.  However I can’t always feel it coming and it will happen like it or not. 

When I was younger I had more frequent meltdowns that often lasted longer than they do now.  I had them a lot as a teenager in school.  I think I was frustrated with life then, feeling trapped in a school that did not really meet my needs.  Being undiagnosed I was not getting the right support.     Also I am sure puberty played a part.

I still have meltdowns, but less often than I used to.  I feel maturity has helped a lot having had time for my hormones to settle down and time for me to get used to life as an adult.  I also feel my independence has helped me.  Since l got my own flat I feel more stable and able to manage my own life.  I am in charge of what do and when, making me less confused and frustrated.  I am also better at dealing with certain kinds of stressful situations.

When I do have a meltdown now I find I they do not last as long as they used to.  I can calm myself down more quickly and rationalise with myself somewhat about the situation.  Being angry at people who can do nothing to help is daft and will not get me anywhere.

Yoga breathing can help slightly to prevent a meltdown getting worse, but it depends on the exact situation.  It helps me to focus my mind on the breathing and think calmer thoughts. 

I hate that I still have meltdowns at all.  It makes me come across as immature and selfish.  It gives the wrong impression about me to other people, like I am just some angry, hate filled bitch.  Telling me to grow up or to stop being so over sensitive is unhelpful, if I could totally stop having meltdowns I would.

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Phrases that almost always annoy me in some way

Reading Facebook comments I started to notice there are several phrases that almost always manage to get on my nervous and make me feel like that person is either a moron or not very nice.  I started to think about other expressions I also really dislike and why I do not like them so much.  This is what I came up with.

Cheer up love, it might never happen

What if ‘it’ already did happen?  What if that is my normal expression?  This phrase is often said to women by men, the kind of men who expect women to be smiley and bubbly all the time, which is almost impossible to be constantly.  My thinking face often gets this comment by total strangers passing me in the street, which I think is actually quite rude.  They do not know me or what I am going through at that moment.

Man up

To show emotions or feelings as a man is often seen as week or unmanly, but that is just a stereotype and it in no way makes you less of a man.   As a woman I find it more attractive when a man is able to show some emotions, it makes them not seems just cold, but whole and human.  Stereotyping men as always strong and tough means a lot of men do not admit when they need help and they can end up in serious situations with their mental health.

Just get over it

You cannot tell someone to just stop their own feelings.  To say it to someone can make them feel unheard and trivialised, as if you are dismissing how they feel.  It can make someone sound selfish and uncaring.  This is especially true in regards to mental health, a clinically depressed person cannot just get over it and I cannot just get over my OCD rituals that easily. 

I’m a bit OCD

OCD is not just being neat and arranging your music collection in alphabetical order, it is a serious mental health condition that can cause someone a great deal of stress and affect their ability to live their everyday life as they would wish.  You cannot be just a little bit OCD, you either meet the criteria to be diagnosed with it by a mental health professional or you do not.  The use of this phrase trivialises OCD and can prevent those really suffering from seeking help.

But you don’t look disabled

Some people seem to assume disabled people all use wheelchairs or at least some kind of walking aid and when they do not, act surprised when someone tells them they are disabled.  If someone considers their condition disables them, they are disabled, even if that condition does not require a walking aid.  Some people use this phrase when someone uses a disabled parking badge or disabled toilet but does not conform to their stereotype of disabled.  It is no one’s business why someone uses these facilities and people should not judge on appearances alone. 

What do you do?

In other words, how do you earn a living?  This can be an awkward question when you live on benefits and have not had paying work in some years.  When I tell people I sometimes get the rude eye role of ‘oh, you are one those lazy people who sponge off society’ or sometimes they just assume it must be because I am special needs, which, while that might sort of be partly true, they then often get rather patronising.  When some people ask I do not mind so much, but when someone I have only just met asks me or someone who really does not need to know, I can find it rather annoying.  It can help to say I volunteer, although some people do not respect volunteering and think it is an excuse to stay on benefits and not do ‘proper’ work.   

Young people today show no respect

This is a stupid expression since all age groups have some disrespectful people among them.  I have   seen elderly people disrespect the young just as much as I have seen the young disrespect them.  In fact even this expression is disrespectful as it makes out all the young are the same.  Respect is a two way street, are the elderly respecting the young in the first place? 

Special snowflakes

Young people often get called snowflakes now whenever they challenge an older person’s point of view or bring them up on their offensive behaviour such as racist jokes or use of derogatory expressions.  A special snowflake is used to describe a millennial that is seen as over sensitive, thinking the world revolves around them and that just moan about everything, but do not really care.  The current issue they are moaning about will not last; it will melt away and be replaced by a new one like a snowflake.  This is used to dismiss any younger person’s point of view by some and does not help a generation of young people already struggling to find their place in the world.  As Shelly Haslam-Ormerod says in online magazine The Conversation, ‘flippant stereotyping of a generation as weak based on their mental well-being contradicts efforts to reduce mental health stigma’.  As a millennial myself I find the term not only offensive, but used as a lazy argument or when an older person has clearly got no other defense for what they have said or done.

That’s so gay

Younger people often seem to use this expression now to mean something is bad, rubbish or stupid.  I am not sure how this came about, but it makes me uncomfortable.  It gives the word gay negative associations and I am sure the gay community does not need more negativity.       

Charity begins at home

Look after your own family and direct circle first, or in other words unless I have to come into direct contact with you regularly, I will not be offering you any help.  It is used as an excuse to not give any money or time to others by mostly quite selfish people.  I cannot see why I cannot care about both my family and friends and other wider causes at the same time, but this expression seems to be saying this is impossible to do, which is simply not true. 

I’m not racist, but…

Excuse me whilst I am actually racist.  If you feel you need to justify what you are about to say with this expression then do not say it or you simply are racist.  A truly non racist person would never need to make that statement in the first place.  

My experiences of therapy

I have tried various kinds of therapy for my mental health over many years, some though the NHS and some I have found for myself.  These are my experiences of the therapies I have tried.

Cogitative Behavioural Therapy (CBT)

‘CBT is based on the concept that your thoughts, feelings, physical sensations and actions are interconnected, and that negative thoughts and feelings can trap you in a vicious cycle’, (www.nhs.uk/conditions/cognitive-behavioural-therapy-cbt/). 

It aims to break down problems into smaller more manageable parts.  You are shown how to change negative patterns to improve the way you feel.  Unlike other talking therapies it focuses on current problems rather than issues from your past.  It is most commonly used to treat anxiety and depression; hence I have had it for my OCD, which is a type of anxiety disorder.  

However it was not that well explained to me when I had it and seemed based on the idea that I could just stop and walk away from my OCD rituals, which if I could do that I would not be needing therapy in the first place.  The NHS website says each session should last thirty to sixty minuets, but after my initial session most of them did not last that long.  I was encouraged to take a lot of my therapy sessions by phone, which seemed to not be a very effective form of therapy for me. 

CBT does not address winder problems such as other mental health issues that could be impacting on your anxiety or depression.  I have since found out that CBT is often ineffective for people with autism, such as me, as it does not address the autistic side of things.  All CBT seemed to do for me was to get rid of one OCD ritual for it to be replaced with another.  I can see how this might help if you have a dangerous ritual, but otherwise seems a bit unhelpful.  I can see CBT might work for some who have not got more complex issues, but it was not for me.  However this seems to be the only therapy a lot of people can ever access on the NHS as if it is a panacea that will cure all mental health issues. 

Mindfulness

Mindfulness is a type of meditation that focuses on being present in the moment without judging anything. ‘A typical meditation consists of focusing your full attention on your breath as it flows in and out of your body. Focusing on each breath in this way allows you to observe your thoughts as they arise in your mind and, little by little, to let go of struggling with them. You come to realise that thoughts come and go of their own accord; that you are not your thoughts. You can watch as they appear in your mind, seemingly from thin air, and watch again as they disappear’, (http://franticworld.com/what-is-mindfulness/)

Mindfulness is about noticing what your body and mind are telling you, and then being able to react more calmly to things.  One exercise is a mindful body scan where you focus your attention slowly through the body one part at a time.  Tensing up and relaxing muscles as you go so you notice the difference between the two states.

Mindfulness can help problems such as anxiety, depression and stress.  Some mindfulness exercises are often used as part of other therapies and workshops.  I have found some of the exercises helpful as part of laughter yoga and drama therapy.  I find focusing on my breathing sometimes helps me to clear my mind and relax.  However I feel that the word mindfulness has been corrupted as a marketing term to sell stuff from colouring books to health food snacks, and I refuse to buy anything labelled as such.  

Counseling

Counseling encourages you to talk about your feelings and emotions with a trained therapist.  They can help you clarify issues, explore your options, develop strategies and increase self-awareness.  I had counseling at university and later through my GP surgery.  I found it slightly helpful at university as she gave me some strategies I could use, but the other counseling I had achieved nothing other than me talking about my issues and going round in circles.    

Anger Management

Anger management aims to help you understand why you are angry and find a healthier way to express yourself.  CBT is often used in anger management to help deal with negative thought patterns.

I had some anger management as a teenager, whilst the relaxation part helped a little bit; I feel I was not mature enough yet to put the techniques into practise properly.  I was also depressed off and on at the time which may have not helped me to make the most of it. 

Group Therapy

Group therapy is a form of psychotherapy in which one or more therapists treat a group of clients at the same time.  Some uses CBT or mindfulness.  Group therapy tends to be focused on one particular issue such as addiction meetings, a shared illness or mental health condition or a traumatic experience you may have in common.  Some groups use skills training as therapy such as art, drama or music.  Group therapy has several advantages such as knowing you are not alone with the shared experiences and feelings, sharing ideas and information and hope when you see others recovering.

I had some group therapy in my early teens which used activities and discussions to help us.  Whilst I feel I did benefit slightly from it, I feel that it was hard to make the most of it due to some of the group not really wanting to be there.  I also feel that some of the group could have been a bad influence on me had I been more vulnerable, trying to persuade me during the breaks to take up smoking for example.

Laughter Yoga

Laughter yoga is a group therapy based on the idea that laughter is healthy, both for the mind and body.  Exercises are done to create laughter, starting with forced laughter; it usually turns into real laughter.  It uses chanting, clapping and games to encourage a sense of playfulness.  It often uses elements of drama therapy and visualisation techniques.  Yogic breathing is done in-between laughter exercises, relaxing the mind and body.  At the end of each session laughter meditation is done using some elements of mindfulness. 

I first encountered laughter yoga about three years ago and then last summer I started attending a new weekly session run by a friend of mine in the town where I live.  It helps me to relax and de-stress.  It is not hard work and I find it great fun.  I can understand it might not be for everyone, you need to be fairly comfortable with letting yourself go in front of others, (my drama background maybe helpful in this).  However I highly recommend giving it a try as it is my favourite form of therapy I have tried.

Drama Therapy

Theatre techniques are used to help personal growth and mental well-being.  Drama therapy is often used in schools, prisons, hospitals and in work places to promote team building and healthy working relationships.  It involves role play, voice work, movement and storytelling.  It can help people explore personal and social issues.  It helps some people learn to express themselves better.  As part of my drama studies over many years I have done a few workshops using drama as therapy to explore various topics. I think workshops have great potential to help a lot of people, but it has to not be forced on people as some could be very uncomfortable with it and not everyone is able to do things like this in front of a group.  

Self Help Books and Online

Often I have found that self-help is more effective.  I have read a few books on autism and mental health and used various online message boards and chat rooms.  Also I have watched some documentaries on TV about my issues.  I have often learnt more about how to help myself from these things than any professional therapy I have had because I can pick and choose what elements to read and watch and do it in my own time.  I also feel less pressure to recover or learn a technique in a set time period.  Plus the ideas are not restricted to the NHS guidelines which often appear very strict and limiting.

Hobbies can also be a kind of therapy, for me writing is like that.  Writing my thoughts down is helpful, so I keep a daily diary.  Writing this blog often feels as satisfying as therapy.  Sharing my issues, anxieties and feelings often helps me.  A lot of people seem to find art therapeutic.   

I have found therapy is a very personal experience and what works for one person, maybe less effective for another, even with same diagnosis.  It is worth trying different therapies or even retrying one at different stages of your life.  What may have not helped as a teenager, maybe more effective when you are more mature and not forced into it by your parents.  Do not just rely on what a doctor can refer you for, but do your own research into what is on offer in your local area outside of official medical channels.  There are other kinds of therapy that I know less about that maybe worth looking into.  Sometimes people need a combination of therapy and medication which is perfectly valid, it does not mean therapy has failed if you also need medication.  Therapy also requires will power and wanting to learn from it, being ready to get well, forcing it will not work.

Being on benefits is not a life style choice

I am fed up with the ignorant and rude comments made about people on benefits.  I would like to say what it is really like to live on benefits.

  • When people describe it as ‘choosing to live off the government’, I would like to point out for most people it was not a choice.  I did not sit in school and think; when I grow up I want to live on benefits.  I had dreams and ambitions the same as most young people do.
  • Being on benefits does not automatically make me a lazy person.  I volunteer for three local good causes and try to be an active part of my local community.
  • I am not on befits because I am stupid.  I have various qualifications including a degree.
  • When people say ‘just get a job’ they have no idea how long and hard I tried to get a job.  I spent years applying for work and went to lots of interviews.  I tried really hard at every interview to get the job. 
  • I did not ‘turn down perfectly OK work as beneath me’.  I had an interview at McDonalds, they were the ones to turn me down and I would have willingly taken the job.   
  • Some people on benefits are simply too ill or disabled to work.  They are not lazy; they just know their limitations and know that they would actually be unable to fulfill most job roles to any satisfactory level. 
  • Not everyone on benefits is an addict on illegal drugs or an alcoholic.  I have never taken illegal substances and am not a heavy drinker.  Hardly anyone I know on benefits is an addict.
  • Getting benefits is not as easy as some people think it is.  Claim forms are tricky to even fill in.  Firstly you need internet access these days to get most kinds of benefits which for some people is not always easy.  Secondly the forms are often long and confusing.  If you cannot read or write well they are difficult.  Yes you can get help to fill in a claim from charities, but you often have to be able to get to them and have limited time with them.  You often need proof of certain things which can be hard to get sometimes.  Then they keep changing the rules on who can claim what and how, making it even more confusing.
  • Some people make out immigrants often come here just to live of benefits and can claim them almost as soon as they enter the country.  This is simply not the case as the Full Fact charity explain ‘Most non-EU nationals who are subject to immigration control are not allowed access to “public funds” (such as jobseekers’ allowance or tax credits), although they can use public services like the NHS and education.’  The rules on what immigrants can claim in benefits are complicated, and not as simple as turning up and filling in a form as this article explains https://fullfact.org/immigration/migration-and-welfare-benefits/  
  • Then there are sickness benefits.  On Employment and Support Allowance or Personal Independents Payments you have to have a medical assessment, which is not always easy, without someone with me I would have struggled to find the place it was held.  An awful lot of people fail these medicals, even those who are obviously very sick.  I failed my medical and had to appeal, which meant going to court.  Yes I had to go to an actual court, with a judge and a full on hearing.  This process can be scary, intimidating and somewhat embarrassing.  I had to listen to my support worker list the ways I failed at being an adult, which was not easy to hear, although I know she did it for the right reasons.  Not everyone even has support when they go through this process which must be really scary and I am not sure if I would another time as I no longer have a support worker.
  • I have had people say I should be working and not on sickness benefits because someone else they know who has the same condition as me is working.  Every disability and illness will affect the person with it differently to the next person.  Maybe if I only had that one condition I would be working, but like a lot of people I have a few different things which combine to make it harder.  Some might have had a lucky break finding an employer willing to hire someone disabled or sick, but not every employer is willing to deal with someone who may need more support and time off than the average employee. 
  • People who threaten those on sickness benefits with reporting them to the DWP as they seem perfectly fit and able to work need to mind their own business.  That person may not leave the house on a bad day, so you only see them on a good day when they are able to do more.  They may also only be going out as they simply have to and once they get home again may end up in bed for the next few hours recovering.  My mental health fluctuates and I do not always know if I am going to be able to get out the next day, so holding down a job full time would be very hard.  When people do not fit the stereotype idea of disabled it can result in being judged as a benefit cheat by others which is rarely the case.  
  • Being on benefits does not mean I should never have a night out or go and enjoy myself in some way.  Sick and disabled people can leave the house for more than just hospital appointments.  If I did not get out and socialise I would end up more ill physically and mentally, and then cost society more as a bigger drain on the NHS.  
  • The assumption can be that benefits should only pay for the bare essentials such as food and utility bills, and if I have anything more I must be getting far too much money.  Some people do only get benefits that cover the bare essentials, and sometimes not even that, hence the rise in food banks.  However I live alone and do not have any children so my day to day living costs can be kept quite minimal.  I am careful with money and so can afford to have some social outings and nights out now and then and can afford to have some nice things in my flat.  Besides, a lot of my nicer things are second hand from charity shops or things family no longer wanted, or gifts for birthdays or Christmas.  
  • Some people who judge others for being on benefits may be on benefits themselves but not realise it.  Things like Working Tax Credits, Cold Weather payments and even state pensions are technically a benefit.
  • The stigma of being on benefits is enough to put some people off claiming what they could and only doing so when totally desperate, by which point it might be they left it so long they have made their health worse or ended up in debt.  The nasty comments and societies attitude are putting some people at risk.

The demonising of those on benefits needs to stop.  I am sure a few do cheat the benefits system, but it is a teeny, tiny minority and most are just trying to survive.  Until you have lived on benefits for a while, try not to judge what you do not really know.  Bear in mind the phrase there but for the grace of God go you or I.  Most people are one accident or illness or job redundancy away from needing to claim them. 

A Paperless Internet Soceity- are we pricing the poor out of modern life?

Last summer for about two weeks or so, I had major issues trying to get on the internet.  Trying to get technology to actually let me online was proving very tricky.  Firstly my mobile phone decided to stop working properly on Facebook, not allowing me to comment on anything or ‘like’ anything.  Slowly more and more Facebook functions died.  For someone who volunteers to help two local charities run their Facebook pages, this was a problem.  I knew I needed a new phone; it was about five years old and slowing down.  So I was using my local library computers, however they started to have their own issues.  Being networked when one computer goes wrong they all start to go wrong.  For most of the summer only about half the computers in the library worked and during this two week period, none decided to work at all.  So I went to use my laptop at my parent’s house, where I often go as they have Wi-Fi and I do not.  That was when my parent’s internet and my laptop stopped communicating.  So my mum said I could use her PC instead, but it was clearly not a fault with my laptop, as her computer could also not get any Wi-Fi signal.  For some reason my mum’s tablet could get online, so I managed a few of the more important tasks on that.  I managed to get my internet issues sorted out eventually, but it got me thinking about how so much of modern life relies on being able to get online. 

I love the internet; it helps me as an autistic person to communicate with others better and to feel connected to the world.  However I can see that it is becoming an issue how so many of our services and day to day functions rely on being online.  I do not have internet in my flat.  Any half decent connection requires a land line, which I also do not have.  So I would have to pay line rental and then broadband costs on top of that.  I live on benefits, which gives me a rather limited budget and Wi-Fi in my flat would eat a significant chunk of that budget every month.  I have managed by using phone data or Wi-Fi elsewhere, but society seems to revolve around the assumption everyone has good internet access.  Job searching requires internet, as does applying for benefits, which means people out of work have to find a way online.  I suspect this contributes to a significant number of people ending up in debt, having expensive phone contracts or taking out loans to pay for broadband. 

News articles come up fairly regularly about internet access and the government role out of broadband so everyone is connected even in rural areas.  They often mention internet speeds, but they hardly ever mention cost.  They talk as if broadband is free, when in fact it can be pretty expensive.  They can install as many fibre-optic broadband cables as they like, but without the means to pay for it or find it elsewhere it is always going to be hard for some people to get online.      

It was not so bad when every town had libraries with computer access to get online, but libraries have now had significant budget cuts and some have reduced opening hours a lot or closed altogether.  When I was on job seekers benefit, the staff at the job centre told us to use the library to get online if we had no internet at home, but if the opening hours are cut drastically there will be a higher demand for computers when they are open, meaning people may struggle to find a computer that is available.  Internet cafes are also increasingly rare now, with most cafes having free Wi-Fi instead, relying on you having a mobile phone or tablet to use it on.

Even if you have internet access it can go wrong and stop working.  On those occasions if you need to get in contact with someone it helps if you can still ring them or fill in a paper form instead.  However more and more companies and services seem to be online only now.  A lot of offices are now going paper free, with the claim that is to save the environment and to make accessing things like files and forms easier.  This is especially the case with a lot of government services such as applying for benefits and housing.  This can work very well, till you find you have no way to get online!

There are charities who try to help with internet access with free computer use or helping you to fill a form in online.  However the computer use is often limited to what the charity is set up to support with, such as a housing charity only letting you on housing based support sites.  My local council have free computer access in reception, but the computers are locked to certain websites such as the DWP to apply for benefits, Devon Home Choice to apply for housing, CAB charity and that kind of thing. 

Another issue can be the equipment you access the internet on.  Be it by laptop, tablet, phone or PC, they all have the potential to go wrong and break down.  Some seem to only last a few years before they die altogether or need upgrading to work with current apps and certain websites.  It is hard to keep upgrading your electronics on a budget.  I am lucky that I got my latest phone as a part birthday gift from my family with me paying for some of it myself.  Not everyone is this lucky.  The poorest people, unless they want to end up in debt can be priced out of an increasingly paperless society.

The Christmas Special

IT’S CHRISTMAS! Noddy Holder has been yelling this at us since 1973, when Slade had a number one hit with Merry Christmas Everybody.  Christmas songs are a huge part of the festive season.  Some Christmas songs are like Marmite, with people either loving them or hating them.  This year I have been enjoying the tradition of Christmas songs and started thinking more about them. 

There are three basic kinds of Christmas songs with subcategories within each.

Carols- Christmas themed hymns

I am not religious but I like Christmas carols, they are traditional and nostalgic.  I think some have lasted the test of time as they are such well written tunes and words.  Most people know at least a few carols from their school days.  For me I think of Carols from King’s when the BBC broadcast Nine Lessons and Carols from King’s College Cambridge every year. 

Once In Royal David’s City

A Victorian carol, one of the first really well known ones to be written by a woman.  I always associate it with Carols from King’s, when a solo choir boy always starts the song.  I like this song quite a lot.

Silent Night

Or ‘Stille Nacht’ as it was originally called being an Austrian carol.  I really like this song.  Quite a few of our Carols were not originally sung in English such as the German Oh Christmas Tree.

Hark the Herald

Written by Charles Wesley, brother of John Wesley, founder of the Methodist Church.  This is one of my favourite carols, but I find it very hard to sing as I cannot sing as high as the chorus requires.  I think it is best sung by a choir with a section who can do full justice to the high parts.

Away in a Manger

This is often seen as a carol for children to sing, often used in school nativity plays.  I do not like this song very much, I think the first verse is fine, but then the lyrics are a bit rubbish after that. 

Little Donkey

Composed by Eric Boswell, who died last month in the fiftieth anniversary year of the song.  He wrote it especially for children to sing.  I find this song a bit tedious.

In the Bleak Mid-Winter

The lyrics are based on a poem by Christina Rosseetti, which has two tunes written for it, one by Holst, the other by Drake.  I prefer the tune by Holst, my mum the tune by Drake, but it might just be what you are used to hearing most.  I really like this song as it is a bit different and has wonderful lyrics.

 Good King Wenceslas

Unusual among carols, this song does focus on the nativity, but on a 10th century duke of Bohemia who was also known as Vaclav the Good.  The song tells the story of him helping the poor on St Stephens Day (26th of December).  I like this song as it is about a Christmas legend and tells a nice story. 

Other carols I also really like include We Three Kings, Hark the Herold, Carol of the Bells and Ding Dong Merrily on High.

Traditional- Well known Christmas songs that are neither a carol, nor a pop chart hit

Jingle Bells

An American song, originally written for Thanksgiving, but later changed into a Christmas song.  It is one of the first songs my nephew learnt the words to and he sang it over and over aged about two.  It is quite fun, but short and repetitive.

We Wish You a Merry Christmas     

The lyrics refer to the tradition of carollers being given Christmas treats for singing to the wealthy members of the community.  I do not like this song, it is often sung rather badly.

The Twelve days of Christmas

Possibly French in origin, the lyrics have varied over the years, with four calling birds having previously been four collie birds and at one stage coloured birds.  Although a little tedious to sing, I do quite like this song and am always rather pleased if I remember all twelve in the correct order. 

Pop Chart Songs- Christmas themed pop songs

White Christmas

This song was originally used in the film Holiday Inn and later used again in the film White Christmas, sung in both cases by Bing Crosby.   It is one of the bestselling singles in the world with over fifty million sales worldwide.  I like it in a nostalgic way, but the later verses are a bit odd sung out of context, when as a child growing up in the UK he mentions palm trees and sunshine at Christmas.

Mary’s Boy Child- Oh My Lord

The 1978 version by Boney M. is a cover of Harry Belafonte’s 1956 hit.  It is one of the bestselling UK singles of all time.  I really like this version; it has a fun calypso vibe to it.

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

Glam rock band Wizard only ever reached number four in the UK charts with this song, being beaten to the number one slot by Salde’s Merry Christmas Everybody.  I actually find this song has been played to death now and I am not a fan.

Fairy-tale of New York

Although this song never reached number one, it has been in the UK top twenty on fifteen separate occasions since originally being released in 1987.  A lot of polls site it as one of the most popular Christmas songs of all time, but I cannot stand it.  It focuses on one of the worst bits of Christmas, a drunken argument, which is not how I like to think of Christmas. 

Last Christmas

Recorded in 1984 by Wham, George Michael himself wrote, produced and played every instrument on the track.  I like this song as it has a happy rhythm, despite the lyrics of unrequited love. 

Do They Know It’s Christmas?

Bob Geldof who co-wrote the song, admits it is one of the worst songs in history.  He says it was all about generating money, the song did not matter.  I agree, the song is terrible, in fact I think the lyrics are patronising.  When dying of famine and living in a refugee camp do they even care if it is Christmas?  The fact that they keep making new version of the song just makes it worse, they could at least write a better song next time.  Just because a song is for charity does that mean it has to be a rubbish song, no!

The Beatles Solo Christmas Songs

John Lennon – “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)”

Paul McCartney – “Wonderful Christmastime”

George Harrison – “Ding Dong, Ding Dong”

Ringo Starr – “I Wanna Be Santa”

For four such talented people, the Christmas songs could be better.  I think John Lennon solo was pretty annoying anyway, but Happy Xmas is just tedious.  Ding Dong, Ding Dong, is not too bad a song, although the video to it is very strange.  I Wanna Be Santa was never actually a single, but is quite a jolly song at least.  Wonderful Christmastime would by anyone else be a reasonable attempt at a Christmas song, but coming from Paul McCartney, I just think he could have done better.

Shake up Christmas

So this was not the biggest chart success for American band Train and you may even be struggling to recall the song at all, but I love it.  Coming from their album Christmas in Tahoe, it is fun song.  You may recognise it from the Coca-Cola advert of 2010.

Other Christmas songs I like include Jona Lewie’s Stop the Cavalry, Baby It’s Cold Outside various recordings, I am partial to the Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews version and Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End) by The Darkness.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY READERS

Pedestrians and Roads

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A lot of disabled and more vulnerable people do not drive.  This can be due to being physically unable to, learning difficulties or costs.  I cannot drive, so chose to live in a small town where most things are walking distance and the public transport links are good.  However as a pedestrian I often feel that walking is less safe than it should be when it comes to roads.

Crossing the road can be very tricky at times.  Some drivers seem to drive like they are the only people in the world that matter or that no one else could possibly exist outside their own car, at least that is how it can seem at times to me.  Some drivers act as if the rules of the road are there to pick and choose from as they like, that or they forget some of the rules as soon as they pass their test.  I am careful when crossing the road, looking both ways and waiting till it is clear.  Although it does not matter how careful I am if a car comes careering around the corner without slowing down when I have already started to cross.  I can dash out of the way if I need to and step back, but for some this is much harder.  Some people with mobility issues can struggle to get out of the way in time.

I can decide it is safe to cross as the car is clearly going the other way, but then it turns out they are coming my way, they just did not indicate.  An awful lot of drivers do not indicate at turnings.  On very busy roads this is a problem as I can wait a very long time for there to be no cars at all and it would help to know I can cross when cars are going the other way.  I am sure other drivers would also appreciate if other cars indicated as they should.

Where possible I will use a crossing such as a zebra or pelican crossing, as it usually makes crossing the road far safer.  Most drivers are good at stopping for them if someone is waiting, but I have known drivers to ignore crossings, especially zebra crossings.  This is rude and dangerous.  I also do not like drivers who creep up closer and closer to me at crossings as if to get me to hurry up and walk faster.   I may be walking as fast as I can already, since I get days when my leg muscles are more stiff around my false hip and lots of people struggle with walking fast.

Road side parking is also an issue drivers need to consider with pedestrians in mind.  Parking on the pavement can be a serious problem for some disabled people.  I am able to walk around a car, either by squeezing past it, or by walking onto the road, but a lot of people cannot do this.  Wheelchairs, mobility scooters and walking frames can make it impossible to get past a car or anything blocking the pavement.  When it is a busy road I dislike having to walk on it and some less able people find it very scary.  Parking in front of drop down curbs can also prevent some disabled people from getting to their destination.  When a driver says ‘I’m only going to be five minuets’, that is no excuse.  That five minutes might make the disabled person late for an appointment or miss the bus.  Anyway, why should they have to wait for you?

I do not totally blame drivers; some roads are poorly designed for the pedestrian.  It can seem on some roads as if adding a pavement was an afterthought and the need to cross the road never even occurred to the planners.  In my town there is a road I often need to cross that has four directions a vehicle can come from and I cannot even see one of the directions clearly.  Then there are roads where the pavement just runs, so if you do not know the road you can end up in a very difficult situation.

Another issue planners often fail to think about is adding any kind of walkway in car parks.  Having to cross a car park on foot can be hazardous with drivers not always fully paying attention yet, doing up seat belts or setting sat-nav.  Even at 5mph being hit by a car hurts.  There are quite a few places that have car park right in front of them that you have to cross in order to get to them, often railway stations.  Having been hit by a car in a railway station car park, I know I am lucky that I only got bruising to my leg, but some disabled people might not come off so lightly.

Some pedestrians could help themselves more.  I have often seen people cross down the road from a proper crossing just to save walking a few extra yards, even on very busy, fast roads.  Some people have music on far too loudly in their headphones preventing them from hearing oncoming traffic.  On some roads you can hear traffic before you can see it.  Pedestrians need to pay attention when walking by roads and especially when crossing.

Drivers need to pay attention to what is going on around them outside of their vehicle.  This includes in car parks and places you may not expect to see a pedestrian.  Drivers need to think when parking, can a wheelchair get past?  Is there a drop down curb I might be blocking?  It is important to remember a lot of less able people walk and need to get where they are going safely.